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Fur Is Flying and Litter Talk Has Started!


BREAKING CAT NEWS: Feline Frustration at Lack of Treats Leads to Purr-idential Uprising!






In an unprecedented display of whiskered defiance, the feline residents of CLAWS Cat Shelter have announced their own "Catadent" – a purr-idential election to challenge the current state of affairs (namely, the lack of a consistent and generous supply of treats).

 

Tired of Empty Bowls and Indifferent Belly Rubs?

These disgruntled dignitaries have grown weary of the political landscape that prioritizes kibble over gourmet tuna. They demand a leader who understands their needs – a leader who speaks fluent Meow and can negotiate the delicate balance between sunbeam naps and endless chin scratches.

 

Calling all cat lovers and democracy defenders! CLAWS Cat Shelter is hosting a purr-fectly unique fundraiser – The CLAWS Catadent Election!

Forget the debates, folks! This year, the claws are out as disgruntled felines stage their own Purresdential elections in protest of the lack of proper treat allocation and endless reign of the Chief Cat Fancy Pants. Cat lovers will have the chance to vote for their favorite feline candidate.

 

That's right! CLAWS Cat Shelter is proud to announce a hilarious, online election to crown the ultimate feline leader: The Catadent (President)! Or Chief Cat!

 

Get ready to unleash your inner meowjesty and help cats in need!

 

What does our resident Chief Cat Fancy Pants say about this election? “May the fanciest cat win. Bring it on-I am ready to claws out the competition!”

 

Tired of the Same Old Tuna? Vote for Change!

This election season, we're offering voters a purr-fect alternative. Forget empty promises – our candidates offer naps on demand, endless head scratches, and a guaranteed reduction in hairballs.



 

Meet the Candidates: CLAWS will introduce a purr-fectly diverse slate of charismatic felines, each with a unique platform and each vying for your vote. From Fancy Pants, the seasoned statesman (Republicats party) and a host of Democats running in a Purr-imary,

 

Here's how it works:

  • Nominations: Meet our amazing shelter cats, each vying for your vote! We have a charismatic resident named Fancy Pants who might be a shoo-in for the Republicats. She is a permanent resident here at CLAWS and the official greeter (not up for adoption-sorry).

  • The Purr-imary: Brace yourselves, Democats! We'll hold online primaries to choose the strongest candidate to run in the general elections against Fancy Pants.

  • The Campaign Trail: Shower your favorite feline with virtual love and donations! The cat with the most donations will be crowned Catadent!

Every meow counts! Your donations will provide vital care and resources for our furry friends at CLAWS.

Stay tuned for more details! We'll be introducing the candidates, setting up the "Catadent" website for voting and donations, and keeping you updated on the race.

Get ready to unleash your inner meowjesty and help us make a difference!

Here's how it works:

  • Nominations: Meet our amazing shelter cats, each vying for your vote! We have a charismatic resident named Fancy Pants who might be a shoo-in for the Republicats. She is a permanent resident here at CLAWS and the official greeter (not up for adoption-sorry).

  • The Purr-imary Showdown: Brace yourselves, Democats! We'll hold online primaries to choose the strongest candidate to run in  the general elections against Fancy Pants. We will get a chance to meet these Furrocious Felines with a no-claws barred campaign.

  • The Campaign Trail: Lots of surprises and twists this campaign year (why should the humans have all the litter tossing?)

·  The Fundraising Frenzy: Shower your favorite feline with virtual love (and donations)! The cat with the most meow-nificent financial backing will be crowned our Catadent (President)!

 

Every Meow Makes a Difference: The cat with the most meow-nificent financial backing will be crowned our Catadent (President)! The cat with the most donations wins the coveted title of Catadent and a lifetime supply of premium kibble.

 

Platforms to Pounce On:

Just some of the platforms the catadents have chosen include:

·        Bonded Pairs have rights too!

·        Legalized recreational nip

·        More sunbeams

·        Outdoor runs

 

Litter Talk Has Already Started!

The scoop is that Chief Cat Fancy Pants is a Maine Coon (a.k.a. Viking) and is not a native Colorado cat. She should be impeached!

 

Fancy Pants has been taking fat cat bribes! We hear there might be a secret stash of catnip hidden in the Oval Office. Stay tuned to see which candidate uncovers this purr-ize!

 

Claws unbarred, all out litter talking, and outright catfights could happen. The claw is the law in this election. Bribes are expected by monetary and supply donations.  This is an all-out cat fight to become the chief cat of the shelter. Litter talk on the catadents will be published. Nothing covered in this litterbox fight.

 

So, how can you get involved?

1.    Donate online: Every dollar donated goes towards caring for our feline friends at CLAWS.

2.    Specify your vote: In the comments section of your donation, mention "Fancy Pants" or the name of your favorite cat you'd like to see as the Democat  nominee. Feel free to vote as many times as you wish, the cats are not above ballot box stuffing when it comes to being the Chief Cat here.

3.    Spread the word: Share this campaign with your fellow cat enthusiasts on social media!

 

The cat with the most meow-ney wins! And every Meow Counts!

This catful election will not only determine the CLAWS Catadent, but also raise crucial funds to provide food, shelter, and medical care for the amazing cats at our shelter. Every donation made during the event will directly benefit the cats at CLAWS, providing them with essential care and resources like food, medical treatment, and enrichment activities

 

Let's make a difference, one purr at a time!

Donate today: https://www.clawsgj.org/donate-now and please add the name of the cat you are voting for in the comment section. Otherwise, Fancy Pants will take all the votes!

 

Follow us on social media for updates: https://www.facebook.com/Clawsgj

 

For meeting the catadents please set up an appointment- 970-241-3793 or clawsgj@outlook.com  

 

 

P.S.

  • We may or may not have bribed some humans with catnip to ensure a fair and transparent election. Just sayin'.

  • Don't forget to share this purr-fect announcement with your fellow cat lovers!


Stay Paws-itive for Updates! In the coming days, CLAWS will unveil detailed information about the candidates and how you can help them win this election. They need your votes(donations) to win and every vote counts!





 




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